My Urban Dictionary entry is, well, I have lots. The first one is, and I quote, "A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow." Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnetism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type."
I know a bunch of Command Prompt tricks, such as the "Color Seventeen Screen of Death", "Command Matrix" and "Control Plus C". I could send you a virus on my profile page, but it would be too late for you.