Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man
was stumbling down the street with one foot on the
curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up
and said, "I've got to take you in, pal.
You're obviously drunk."
Our
wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya
absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the
copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said,
"Thank goodness, I thought I was
crippled."