Scandal, controversy and Flash make for some hilarious games! Lucky for us, the politicians and celebrities of the world have given developers more than enough material to work with. We have collected some of the best scandals of the decade and matched them with their Flash Game counterparts. Check out the collection below:
Scandal: A car accident outside Tiger Woods’ home started a chain reaction that revealed stories of infidelities and a growing line of alleged mistresses. Now, he’s taken an “indefinite break” from golf, and sponsors are questioning or dropping their contracts with him.
Game: The mistresses are coming out of the woodwork for Tiger Woods and he’s got to get the situation under control. And when Tiger’s back is against the wall, there’s only one tool for the job. In this addictive flash game, help Tiger make sure no more mistresses talk to the media by hitting them with golf balls!
Scandal: Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons NFL star, was arrested and sent to prison for running an illegal nation wide dog fighting operation, that was allegedly headquartered in his Virginia home.
Game: Your job as Michael Vick is to get all the dogs locked up in their cages by tossing footballs at them and pushing them before the police arrive.
Scandal: Recently an unauthorized biography about Tom Cruise was released, in which many unbelievable claims are made, including: Katie Holmes baby was conceived with the sperm of Scientology founder, L. Ron Hubbard, and Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham. Tom has denied all the allegations and claims made in the book, even though he hasn’t read the book.
Game: You have been kidnapped by a gang of evil scientologists and taken to their headquarters in Scientology Land. Rescue the other hostages, and prepare for a final battle with L. Ron Hubbard.
Scandal: Chris Brown was arrested on “suspicion of making criminal threats after an alleged altercation with Rihanna”. A leaked photo of the bruised and beaten singer later surfaced on the Internet. Brown pleaded guilty to one charge of felony assault and was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days of community labor.
Game: Kicks the !@#$ out of the woman hating abuser known as Chris Brown. Some digital Rihanna revenge!
Scandal: Britney Spears was investigated for child abuse and child neglect by the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services. The reason for that investigation was reportedly a “scalp fracture” which sent baby Spears to the hospital emergency room after she supposedly fell from a high chair.
Game: Oops she did it again! Child services have had enough of Britney’s bad mothering and are here to take her children away! Throw stuff at the service workers to save your precious baby!
Scandal: Bernie Madoff single handedly swindled billions of dollars from investors in the worlds largest ponzi scheme. It is estimated that the total losses exceed $18 billion dollars.
Game: This is a grisly, hard boiled action game putting you behind the wheel, the gun and the rage of an average American who’s lost it all to Wall Street and Bernie Madoff’s greed.
Scandal: At the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West stole the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech and told the audience that Beyonce should have won the Best Female Video award instead.
Game: The stage is yours, you earned it. But now you’re gonna have to fight for it! Beat Kanye off the stage with your VMA award and microphone.
Scandal: Mary-Kate Olsen initially entered rehab for anorexia, but media sources later found out the real reason for submission was cocaine addiction. Weighing in at only 77lbs, she was close to hospitalization.
Game: Help Mary-Kate snort her way around the pac man arena, avoiding the evil paparazzi!
Scandal: At a crowded hotel in Germany, Michael Jackson dangled his baby son, Prince Michael Jackson II, from his 4th story balcony. This caused quite a stir and Jackson was forced to issue an apology after being widely criticized by people all over the world.
Game: The King of Pop may be gone, but you can still save his children! Move the basket with your mouse, catching babies and avoiding spiders.
Scandal: It all began with Paris Hilton and Rick Solomon’s kinky homemade porn tape. The couple’s love didn’t last, the tape was leaked, and the lawsuits war began. First Solomon sued Paris in a $10 million slander suit, claiming she had disparaged his name in the media. Next, Salomon sued Marvad Corp., the Seattle-based Internet porn company, for upwards of $10 million for illegally distributing the amateur adult video. Then Marvad sued the man they bought the insidious tape from, Solomon’s former roommate, Don Thrasher. The outrageous lawsuit war is still not over, even today.
Game: Can you stop the Paris Hilton sex video from reaching the public?!? Try to break as many videos tapes as humanly possible. You’ll get a free preview of the actual sex video if you stop all of the videos from reaching the public, guaranteed!***
*** Not Guaranteed.
Scandal: In 2006 Dick Cheney accidentally shot Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old Texas attorney, in the face, neck, and upper torso with birdshot pellets when he turned to shoot a quail, while hunting on a southern Texas ranch. Whittington suffered a mild heart attack, and atrial fibrillation due to a pellet that embedded in the outer layers of his heart. Later, Whittington apologized to the vice-president for the trouble the event had caused him and his family. I would apologize for being shot too…wouldn’t you?
Game: Play as Dick Cheney and try to “accidently” shoot GW, Condalissa Rice and Donald Rumsfeld as you attempt to have another “worst day of my life”.
Scandal: A surprise visit by George W. Bush to Iraq was overshadowed by an incident in which two shoes were thrown at him during a news conference. An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr. Bush “a dog” and threw his footwear, just missing the president.
Game: What could be more fun than throwing shoes at ole GW Bush? Well, not much… so take aim, throw your best shoes and hit him right in the kisser.
Scandal: Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to scandal. Among her many blunders, in 2007 a UK media outlet published a video of Lohan supposedly snorting cocaine in a nightclub bathroom. Drug addiction and drunk driving seem to be chronic problems for the troubled Hollywood star.
Game: Lindsay Lohan is very naughty. Lohan didn’t want to be cured. Lohan needs to get shot… with a syringe. But Beware!!! Use the wrong shot and Lohan will mutate!
Scandal: During the 2006 World Cup, in the 110th minute, the entire football world experienced one of it’s biggest moments ever when Zidane went up to Materazzi and headbutted him in the chest, causing the Italian to fall to the ground. After the headbutt, France lost to Italy in a penalty shootout and Italy won the World Cup.
Game: Was one headbutt not enough? Head butt as many Italian players as you can before they get passed you!